Rant thread

[Conrad]

I would never have had the brass orbs to write that.And whats this another consenting adult....I'll have to go away and think about that.

Sorry Arwkrite, I just couldn't resist it, it your comment just vividly bought to mind this sketch:
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I promise to temper my very bad sense of humour in future though.

[Oggwyn Trench]

All this Latin is above me , though after 25 years of drinking in pubs where the main entertainment is conversation i have an A level in talking B**locks.
I can speak a little Greek a favorite line is
Oreoes peponi e kiria

[Eddie86]

Conrad your such a smeg head!

[Conrad]

Conrad your such a smeg head!

Truer words were never spoken.

I look forward to the White Hole thread, every good forum should have one.

[arwkrite]

Seeing as no one else is going to ask I will.

What is a White Hole Thread ? Why should this forum have such a thread ?

Now why do I get this feeling I should not have asked ?

Its Monday Morning and the roof has not yet fallen in but give it time.

[Conrad]

What is a White Hole Thread ? Why should this forum have such a thread ?

Sorry Ark, you have just opened a can of worms that could be going for some time. It was me referencing another Red Dwarf sketch that many fans of the series will be able to quote.

Basically it relates to the fact that 'Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.'

On this premise they do a series of very bad jokes relating to discontinuity.

[oldboots]

I believe it is a reference to the amusing TV show Red Dwarf (series IV programme 4), in which our curry loving hero from the Aigburgh Arms, Liverpool, does the flukiest pool shot ever with a planet.

Bread based snack anyone?

On the other hand it could just be something boring about astrophysics (reverse of a Black Hole),

toast? waffles? toasted teacake perhaps?

Could we have a talky toaster icon?

My coat is already on

[Soup Dragon]

i still want an Eddie Bell icon

OB, do you like the circus?

[oldboots]

i still want an Eddie Bell icon

OB, do you like the circus?

Who is Eddie Bell?


Circus? Only Monty Python's Flying one

[Soup Dragon]

Who is Eddie Bell?


Circus? Only Monty Python's Flying one

aaaahhhhhhhhhhh - Early Doors, OB - have you not watched it?

Conrad hadn't seen it, until i got him to guy the DVDs for a few quid
I am still awaiting his overall verdict