This guy hasn't lived; how about us lot?
My starter for 10........
being asked while you peruse the pumps "are you dining with us today sir?"
being asked while you peruse the pumps "are you all right there?"
oh yes .......... fecking candles.
This guy hasn't lived; how about us lot?
My starter for 10........
being asked while you peruse the pumps "are you dining with us today sir?"
being asked while you peruse the pumps "are you all right there?"
oh yes .......... fecking candles.
He'd die of apoplexy if he went in a Wetherspoons.
"Would sir like crisps or nuts with that?"
gnarrr
The Bull At Streatley
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I've just joined Alcoholics Anonymous - I still drink, just under a different name.
When at the bar with the wife and get asked "what can i get you guys today".
From the home of the kebab of doom
Quibbling when you ask for a top-up of a short measure.
Overflowing pint glass plonked on bar without any attempt to provide a beer mat or similar item to stop the dribbles & puddle
I drink to make others more interesting
Taking an 'off pint' back to the bar. Having the bar man say 'Yes, it seems off to me, but I must refer it to the Manager'. Then having the Manager say, 'Nope. Its fine. No refund or replacement.'
My group and I got up and went to a different pub where we spent our £200.00 on food and drink!
I'll just stay till we've won the quiz...Or taken over the world...Whichever comes first