Pub in Eastbourne.
Guy 1 "Lofty died"
Guy 2 "who's Lofty?"
Guy 1 "that tall bloke who drinks in here"
Guy 2 "oh that Lofty, ain't seen him for ages. How is he?"
Guy 1 says "he's dead" before walking to toilet shaking his head.
Guy 3 "who's Lofty"
Guy 2 "f*ck knows"