Nish Kumar (SHOUTING, SHOUTING OVER OTHERS AND SHOUTY CONTRIVED LAUGHING AT HIS OWN JOKES)
Shappi Korsandi (see 'the Shappi Clause' as to how she (and some others on this list) keep getting gigs -
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Eddie Izzard (tried numerous times, never 'got it' which makes me think there's nothing to get)
Lee Evans (literally pointless)
Russell Howard (saw him live, one joke pony seemingly centered around people looking a 'bit rapey' - student union level stuff)
Russell Brand (there's a particular type of person who likes him, the type I try to actively avoid meeting)
Jeremy Hardy (token leftie to keep - or kept now I suppose - the Guardian readers tuning into Radio 4 panel shows)
Rich Hall (no idea how gets gigs on panel shows)
Joe Wilkinson (laboured)
Josie Long (less comedy more whining)
Roy Chubby Brown (pound shop Bernard Manning)
Tommy Cooper (it's just ropey one-liners and gurning)
Sandi Toksvig (not sure if she really counts anymore but my god she's smug)
Cannon & Ball (made Little & Large look like comedic titans)
Nina Conti (the one joke ran thin fairly quickly)
Sadly, I think Frankie Boyle has pissed away a genuine intelligence and wit by becoming so unpleasant.