I don't have a phone which would capture a decent image but, walking past the West Norwood Hotel earlier, an A-board outside announced...
"Unattended children will be given espresso, and gin!" :0
"Do I know where hell is? hell is in hello"
Two from the Quiet Woman in Derbyshire, which has a small field for camping beside the pub.
Come On You Hatters!
Outrage at Broad St Tavern's 'joke' sign
Bar sign implies women get free drinks if they take their tops off, but landlord Clive Wallis says sign is "only a bit of fun" and "hardly gets noticed"
http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/out...s-joke-4729335
Spotted in the Volunteer Canteen