I thought females could multi-task, I told the missus to sit down and shut up ,she couldn't do it!
I thought females could multi-task, I told the missus to sit down and shut up ,she couldn't do it!
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
-W.C.Fields
And you're still living!! Amazing!!Originally Posted by Mobyduck
I thought females could multi-task, I told the missus to sit down and shut up ,she couldn't do it!
Alcohol doesn't solve problems .... but then again, neither does milk.
Yes I'm not sure how that's happened.
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
-W.C.Fields
With all these problems with bank accounts recently I saw an old guy at an ATM yesterday looking confused. I offered to help and he asked me if i could help him check his balance. So i gave him a little push, it was fine.
I've just joined Alcoholics Anonymous - I still drink, just under a different name.
Saw an advert yesterday for some Meatloaf knickers.
On the front it says "I'll do anything for love" and on the back it says " But I won't do that"
A pub is for life not just for Christmas
"the steaming concoction, which was also made up of strong Jagermeister liqueur"
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...ghting-1366795
"Do I know where hell is? hell is in hello"
As the father of an eighteen year old daughter, I found this uncomfortable reading. Surely, it belongs in Random News of the Day, rather than the site's unofficial joke thread? Funny it ain't.
'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.
posted here as it seemed to suit the thread title
At the risk of upsetting some people I have found a Jimmy Savile joke on a website called probably quite aptly "Sickipedia". It's short and to the point like all good jokes and goes :-
I bet Gary Glitter regrets not asking Jim to fix it instead of taking his computer to PC World.
Well, it made me laugh!
Hows about that then?
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
-W.C.Fields
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