Is there an M&S gourmet version? or perhaps a pretentious chef version? Hello Heston, what's that duck's blood for mate?
I know the condescending looks of waiters in pretentious places when someone asks for the stuff, generally they put it in a twee little pot: asking for "salad cream" (mayonnaise with extra vinegar & sugar plus some E numbers) is worse - it can cause apoplexy, worth doing just for the reaction I think
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Au contraire Blackadder: according to the label "Tomatoes (170g per 100g Tomato Ketchup)"
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(Yes I am wearing my large false breasts for drinking my incredibly strong beer)
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I thought Tris meant that "Red Sauce" in the context of the 10 Not-so-easy-as-you-thought Questions didn't refer to Tomato Ketchup, but to something else. Something with nothing but the colour to suggest any association with tomatoes. However, maybe I am wrong - maybe he is Blackadder and quite possibly you are wearing what you said etc.
I could well have lost the plot. Where's me beer got to? Ah, there it is.
Come On You Hatters!
I think post #21 explains all given the quote contained therein, and furthermore I suspect you are actually Lady Whiteadder in disguise !
Anyone for a phallic vegetable?
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7qejfy
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1 - Stones
2 - Coffee (am) Tea (pm) - does anybody else do this?
3 - Bacon
4 - Connery
5 - McDonalds, since KFC ruined their fries
6 - Star Trek
7 - Schwarzenegger
8 - Indian
9 - Red Sauce
10 - Country, or better still Coastal Country
On leaving the bar, I felt a strong blow to the back of my head. Turning round, I discovered it was the pavement