What shall I do today?
After a few beers at home I will go on a virtual pub crawl of somewhere. I will read all the reviews and look at all the photos of each pub.
Without having to drink or pay for the beer I should manage a Double Winfield. I think I will start with Preston!
After about 12+ beers at home, I will think I am in the pub and start talking to myself (and answering!)
Later, i shall go on YouTube and have a virtual train ride home. If I do my usual trick and fall asleep beyond my home station, it won't matter because I will wake up at home, probably looking up to the ceiling.
Then I will have my cup of OXO and remember Preston.
What shall I do Tomorrow.
Maybe Lincoln?......or Norwich?.....or Helston??. Even all three?
All so much easier and cheaper than going out.
Or maybe a visit to my Psychiatrist!