OK, may not suit all tastes or palates, and perhaps Yates' is not for you

However, if after the obligatory four pints you are a bit peckish for a gristleburger, here is a free one

http://www.weareyates.co.uk/joinus

"To thank you for joining us, we'll give you a FREE Cheeseburger and chips. After that, you'll be in the loop about our exclusive offers, promotions, competitions, giveaways, celebrity openings... the list goes on!"

My Portsmouth Yates' had it's licence withdrawn due to murders & mayhem, so that is me off the hook