It looks like the little metal buckets days are indeed numbered. Recently I've spotted chips in miniature deep fat fryer baskets and in those little porcelain bowls which look like tiny commodes.Originally Posted by NickDavies
It looks like the little metal buckets days are indeed numbered. Recently I've spotted chips in miniature deep fat fryer baskets and in those little porcelain bowls which look like tiny commodes.
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I love this list!! I've added "Nicotine Bouncers" to my vocabulary to go with the "Woodbine Guard Of Honour".
Being served by a Barmaid/Landlady who is still in her pyjamas and dressing gown .......... despite it being late afternoon/early evening , this has happened to me twice in the last few months in two different pubs .
Theres a Man with a Mullet going Mad with a Mallet in Millets !
Ah, nice description of chip container, mini commode, we had some served like this just the other week
I drink to make others more interesting
Pubs that call chips "fries"
I drink to make others more interesting
Pubs that call crisps "chips"
WE ARE THE BREADMEN - UP THE BEES 
Yep, that would pee me off if I ordered a sarnie from menu that claimed "served with chips" and it turned up with handful of Smartprice crisps on the side
Guess at least with poncey "fries" one hopes sort of real chips are involved, even if bloody crinkle cut & from Makro
I drink to make others more interesting
Wow I’m grumpy today!!!
People who say in an accusatory manner things like “blimey you can drink can’t you” or “wow, that must be your fifth pint”.
Pubs that close early because the governor is tired or there aren’t enough customers to warrant staying open.
# 7 Pub garden or a doorway that are polluted with a week’s worth of cigarette butts.
#112 People that think they are in the post office and queue perpendicularly to the bar thus confusing the usual pub going folk.
#343 A Pub dog or cat begging for food.
#345 people that moan about children misbehaving in the pub, but think their dog getting in the way, barking, threatening other animals and begging for food is perfectly acceptable.
#657 People that leave their glass on the table even though they have to pass the bar to exit.
# 658 The quarter of a pint that is left on a table all afternoon by someone doing #657 because the staff do not want to do #659.
#879 Outdated advertisements on the pub’s exterior that advertise something that is long gone e.g. ale, food, pool, dart, Sky….
WE ARE THE BREADMEN - UP THE BEES
Really grumpy!!!
Pubs that advertise a secret garden which is in fact a garden.
WE ARE THE BREADMEN - UP THE BEES
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