Pub annoyances #834

[NickDavies]

#805 British English speakers who ostentatiously ask for chips when they mean crisps. They'll usually commit a #856 (pay by credit card) in the process.

[Rex_Rattus]

#805 British English speakers who ostentatiously ask for chips when they mean crisps. They'll usually commit a #856 (pay by credit card) in the process.

In at #805. And by "ask" you surely mean "can I get", thus also committing a #655.

[MJ71]

In at #805. And by "ask" you surely mean "can I get", thus also committing a #655.

Aaaaaaaaargh. "Can-I-gedda...." is one of my major annoyances. Sadly becoming a frequent part of the language over here.

[ROBCamra]

Aaaaaaaaargh. "Can-I-gedda...." is one of my major annoyances. Sadly becoming a frequent part of the language over here.

Overheard in a famous Manchester pub "Can I gedda pinta lager"

Barman: "Nope, I'll have to get it for you"

Confused numpty: "What?"

[NickDavies]

Aaaaaaaaargh. "Can-I-gedda...." is one of my major annoyances. Sadly becoming a frequent part of the language over here.

An expert annoyer will begin the sentence with 'so' and include a fair sprinkling of 'likes'. If they can smuggle a 'going forward' in to it there may be a need for the men in white coats as you will no longer be responsible for your actions.

[ROBCamra]

An expert annoyer will begin the sentence with 'so' and include a fair sprinkling of 'likes'. If they can smuggle a 'going forward' in to it there may be a need for the men in white coats as you will no longer be responsible for your actions.

Then he'll be "going on a journey".

[Quinno]

#649 - Self-righteous staff angrily telling you off for breaking a house rule despite you not even knowing they had one/signs proclaiming thereof not readily visible

I'm not thinking of anywhere in particular...