ETA seems less than impressed with this pub Holes Bay
This review from ROB Camra about reality TV enlivened my morning.
"Good people drink good beer" Hunter S Thompson
From the Bonser
Against this background, somewhat surprisingly, I didn’t recall seeing a single framed photo or print anywhere inside relating to either the pub or the town of Dorking itself. Commenting to a fellow customer on this and that I could therefore be anywhere, I received the Trigger – like response, without any hint of irony or sarcasm at all, that “you’re in the Kings Arms in Dorking, mate”.
The Kings Arms
A nice one from Strongers:
I arrived just after 11am so the pub was empty, but I still found the toilets to be very stinky. In fact I had to drop off some excess baggage and I think they smelt better when I left than they did when I arrived.
http://www.pubsgalore.co.uk/pubreviews/55025/
from Al Bundy
Recession Bar
You know you have a drink problem if you drink in here. Handy if you have no sense of taste or smell.
Another one from from AB
"Closed. Now a drop-in place for the homeless. Much like when it was a pub".
Bricklayers
WE ARE THE BREADMEN - UP THE BEES
Anyone having the misfortune to have visited Farnborough, (The Prince of Wales apart,) will enjoy the irony of Steve C's description on the location of The Victory Pub And Kitchen.
"Located on the edge of Farnborough's inspirational quarter",
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
-W.C.Fields