I think there'll be a few zingers coming out from the Reading meet-up, I see Soup has already been making mischief with his review of The Monks Retreat (JD Wetherspoon)

Though Mr Fastard lays a nice sardonic line of his own: "The décor is classic 'spoons apart from the model of a punter trying to escape through a skylight." - perhaps a bit of decor more suited to the (much passed but never visited on Saturday) Hope Tap (JD Wetherspoon)