Not a PuG review but made me smile when I read it just now:

"I went and had Breakfast at the Moon and Spoon and its a very big pub with lots of seets and i ordered pancakes with ice Cream and a Large Coke and i sat at Table 41 and while i was waiting for my Breakfast to Arive i watched Sky News and then my Breakfast arived and i watched people walk up and down the High Street"