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    Quote Originally Posted by Gann View Post
    Ahhhhhhhh.....

    You lot are doing my Herring !
    I recommend you see a sturgeon
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    Oh deer, some of these are brill but others need to be knocked off their perch - anyone can have a dab at it, even if it gives the impression of being high as a kite. Those upset by such a codcentration of puns may be left pouting, or jost-ling for position to reply, tusk tusk. Gotta go, my pumps got wet & need an application of whiting; salmon shad've have told me not to go out in the rain but I was left scup-pered & in a right picarel, between a rock & a hard plaice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trainman View Post
    Oh deer, some of these are brill but others need to be knocked off their perch - anyone can have a dab at it, even if it gives the impression of being high as a kite. Those upset by such a codcentration of puns may be left pouting, or jost-ling for position to reply, tusk tusk. Gotta go, my pumps got wet & need an application of whiting; salmon shad've have told me not to go out in the rain but I was left scup-pered & in a right picarel, between a rock & a hard plaice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trainman View Post
    Oh deer, some of these are brill but others need to be knocked off their perch - anyone can have a dab at it, even if it gives the impression of being high as a kite. Those upset by such a codcentration of puns may be left pouting, or jost-ling for position to reply, tusk tusk. Gotta go, my pumps got wet & need an application of whiting; salmon shad've have told me not to go out in the rain but I was left scup-pered & in a right picarel, between a rock & a hard plaice.
    Don't be Koi about how many puns you use Trainman, just chuck them Marlin, although some may be a bit Tenuis
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    I can't think of any fish puns. Maybe I just Sea-Life differently....
    Waes hael!

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    No posts for over a week, looks like the Whiting is on the wall for this thread.
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    Moraybe or moraybe not this thread is gobying somewhere, I'm not eeling it so maybe it is time to rock it on the hammerhead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongers View Post
    Moraybe or moraybe not this thread is gobying somewhere, I'm not eeling it so maybe it is time to rock it on the hammerhead.
    Mako a better attempt next time then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongers View Post
    Moraybe or moraybe not this thread is gobying somewhere, I'm not eeling it so maybe it is time to rock it on the hammerhead.
    It's probably time to give it a wrasse, but it has been brill.
    'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.

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    I thought I'd flipper this back to the top in case there was anything newt to add.
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