and it's future is looking rather bleak
MILD:
I hake to say this chaps, let alone to carp on, especially as this thread has been such a ray of sunshine on a gloomy day, but these puns are all rather bass.
'Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable' - Python
Starting to get serious now , you can feel the Tench on
Theres a Man with a Mullet going Mad with a Mallet in Millets !
Ahhhhhhhh.....
You lot are doing my Herring !
Work is the curse of the drinking Class - Oscar Wilde