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    A few pubs have interesting notices that sometimes aren't best suited to posting on the main site but nevertheless deserve a wider audience. I thought I'd start a thread to collect them. Here's my first offering from The Gryphon, combining a nice South Park twist to the traditional 'no drugs' signage in the gents.


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    Hope this works. We were near Chesterfield for the Rail Ale fest May 07, and if I remember rightly, this was in the George and Dragon at Old Brampton.
    Alcohol doesn't solve problems .... but then again, neither does milk.

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    not a pub notice but very useful nonetheless
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    "Do I know where hell is? hell is in hello"

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    More a mistake than amusing but it summed up the pub

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    There are many diseases,
    that strike people's kneeses,
    Covid19! is one by name
    It comes from the East
    Packed in bladders of yeast
    So the Chinese must take half the blame.

    Apologies to Spike Milligan

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    This one summed up the pub as well.

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    Made me laugh!
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    Cotham Porter Stores Had this above the urinal, I pity the person more who has to count it. My last visit there was a number of coins in it so it's clearly popular to donate.

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    The Kingsdown Vaults Has this that made me chuckle.

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    taking photographs in toilets must raise the danger level to a new high
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    Quote Originally Posted by hondo View Post
    taking photographs in toilets must raise the danger level to a new high
    Indeed - and this one was in the ladies! I decided to outsource the photography in this case though.

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