Child free pubs

[Soup Dragon]

I suppose you better come down and have a look when we re-open Soupy!

Got to, Ed - i have started reading up on Herbert Rowse Armstrong and would like to track down his business premises and so forth, so will be down again!

With regards to children, i hope Ed would agree that mine were well behaved when we visited the Kilverts - in fact it was i that was all over the place. The White Horse in Cheslyn has a sign saying roaming children will be sold as slaves, which i thought was an excellent idea - help the pub financially and so forth, sadly, the landlady pointed out 'it's only a joke, pet'.

[Farway]

Oddly enough as we were walking back from the Haven House Inn there was a family in front of us on cliff top path, the young [about 8?] son out front had a shrimp net over his shoulder and waving around, bonked my companion with it, only lightly as it was sort of expected and thus avoided, harder & you would see me on telly as "Old git throws boy off cliff"

Absolutely no apology or comment from the parents who witnessed it

If they were an example of potential customers then the Haven House Inn has the right idea.

[Conrad]

I think we need to start a PG legal fund in preparation for the first of us grumpy git's who throws a kid off a cliff.

Just catching up on the Outnumbered Christmas special on BBC iPlayer. I am now waiting for the episode where they go to a pub.

[arwkrite]

Please don't get me wrong I love kids preferably served with chips and little side salad, however more than three give me terrible flatulence.( I fully acknowledge the script writers of "Tiswas" or was it" Hancocks Half Hour"? I know its an old one.)

[Farway]

Please don't get me wrong I love kids preferably served with chips and little side salad, however more than three give me terrible flatulence.( I fully acknowledge the script writers of "Tiswas" or was it" Hancocks Half Hour"? I know its an old one.)

Even older than that, it was W C Fields, " I like children - fried"

Another of his which may apply this time of year

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

[arwkrite]

Even the jokes on the TV are repeats.
I think W C Fields and Groucho Marks are the Kings of one liners and put downs but then I am not up much on current comedians.

[runningdog]

Even the jokes on the TV are repeats.
current comedians.

Are the any..........