Any Idea Where ?

[arwkrite]

Sorry, Mr A

you know i 'dont do twigs'

Soups you really must know how to tell the difference between ostentation ie TWIGS (thin branches in glass vases for mere effect) and the wonderful example of the country tradesman's art of thatching.
I cannot remember a thing about the inside of the pub so it may well have had twigs stylishly displayed as obj e d'art. Wonder what the beer was?
If you tried eating those ducks I bet they would taste like old shredded wheat. YUK.