You ordering one from Bacchus in Birmingham on Friday then?
You ordering one from Bacchus in Birmingham on Friday then?
"Do I know where hell is? hell is in hello"
Finally a campaign I can get behind.
Stumbled across in our blog forum.
On a recent weekend away with the girls, Mrs a&h decided to visit a fortune teller of some renown. In the darkened room the mystic peered into the crystal ball and delivered grave news:
"There's no easy way to so this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Mrs a&h stared at the old crone's lined face, then at the single flickering candle and then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked...
"Will I be acquitted?"
'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.
Andy Gray's farewell broadcast.
I'm so sad to be leaving a company that I've served for over 20 years and a job that I've loved doing. However, as I'm sacked anyway, I might as well tell you the story about my friend that I was going to tell on air next week.
You see, she got a job as a teacher of physical education to a group of teenage boys. One day she notices a boy in the field standing alone at one end of the field, while all the other kids are running around at the other end having fun.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. "You ok sweetheart?" she says. "Yes Miss" he replies. "'You can go and play with the other kids if you want" she says. "It's best I stay here Miss. " he says. "Why?" she asks. The boy replies:
Hover ->"Because I'm the ****ing goal keeper"
I've just joined Alcoholics Anonymous - I still drink, just under a different name.
Not really the thread for it, but it should appeal to those that enjoy this thread.
Wet suit for sale
A group of girlfriends, all age 40, discussed where they should meet
for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the waiters there were handsome, with tight
pants and nice bums.
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would
meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was good and the
wine selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because they could dine in peace and quiet
and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the
Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible
and had an elevator.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the
Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
A pub is for life not just for Christmas
I've just emailed that to my sister.
'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.