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    You ordering one from Bacchus in Birmingham on Friday then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gillhalfpint View Post
    You ordering one from Bacchus in Birmingham on Friday then?
    I'd forgotten that there was a Beer Scooter rank outside there.
    A pub is for life not just for Christmas

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    "Do I know where hell is? hell is in hello"

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    That's great. Not only will it keep a few bottles cool for the journey home, you can place your pounding head in it the morning after.
    'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.

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    Finally a campaign I can get behind.

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    On a recent weekend away with the girls, Mrs a&h decided to visit a fortune teller of some renown. In the darkened room the mystic peered into the crystal ball and delivered grave news:

    "There's no easy way to so this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

    Visibly shaken, Mrs a&h stared at the old crone's lined face, then at the single flickering candle and then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked...

    "Will I be acquitted?"
    'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.

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    Andy Gray's farewell broadcast.


    I'm so sad to be leaving a company that I've served for over 20 years and a job that I've loved doing. However, as I'm sacked anyway, I might as well tell you the story about my friend that I was going to tell on air next week.

    You see, she got a job as a teacher of physical education to a group of teenage boys. One day she notices a boy in the field standing alone at one end of the field, while all the other kids are running around at the other end having fun.

    She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. "You ok sweetheart?" she says. "Yes Miss" he replies. "'You can go and play with the other kids if you want" she says. "It's best I stay here Miss. " he says. "Why?" she asks. The boy replies:

    Hover ->"Because I'm the ****ing goal keeper"

    I've just joined Alcoholics Anonymous - I still drink, just under a different name.

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    Not really the thread for it, but it should appeal to those that enjoy this thread.

    Wet suit for sale

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    A group of girlfriends, all age 40, discussed where they should meet
    for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean
    View restaurant because the waiters there were handsome, with tight
    pants and nice bums.

    Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where
    they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would
    meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was good and the
    wine selection was excellent.

    Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
    should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
    the Ocean View restaurant because they could dine in peace and quiet
    and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

    Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should
    meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the
    Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible
    and had an elevator.

    Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should
    meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the
    Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
    A pub is for life not just for Christmas

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    I've just emailed that to my sister.
    'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.

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