At the risk of alienating any PuG contributors, when looking at the number from each side who were found guilty of affray isn't it more accurate to say:
A group of Manchester United supporters getting into a fight? What a surprise !
I would take an educated guess that "Manchester United supporter John Eyre, who admitted to consuming a gallon of ale", mistook them for Sunderland fans..
Work is the curse of the drinking Class - Oscar Wilde
Shamelessly lifted from the Nov/Dec Edition of Tyke Taverner, the Bradford CAMRA magazine.
A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream and shouts
"Ey up, cock! Tha dun wanna be drinkin' watta fem theer. It's full o' hoss piss an' cow shite."
The man says "I'm from London, can you speak a bit slower please?"
The farmer replies "If-you-use-two-hands-you-won't spill-any!!!!"
'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.
"At that moment I would have given a kingdom, not for champagne or hock and soda, or hot coffee but for a glass of beer" Marquess Curzon of Kedlestone, Viceroy of India.
"Do I know where hell is? hell is in hello"
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"Do I know where hell is? hell is in hello"
One for Ale & Hearty perhaps although those over the hills on the dark side might appreciate it too. From the @visit_wakefield twitter feed.
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A pub is for life not just for Christmas
'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.