The Buffalo Theory and Beer.

[Spinko]

Rhodri Giggs's wife, who was allegedly also sha**ing Ryan has also rumoured to have been linked with several other current and ex - Utd players including Dwight Yorke.

Allegedly her nickname in the dressing room is "Ring And Ride"

If she's been with Yorkie boy then I'd imagine the rest would be like a Tetleys and not touch the sides

[Evil Gazebo]

Wayne Rooney was just on TV being asked about his dad’s alleged involvement in a betting scam. “I don’t want to talk about that,” said Rooney, “I’m just gutted about being sent off in the 70th minute tonight.”

[Andy Ven]

Wayne Rooney was just on TV being asked about his dad’s alleged involvement in a betting scam. “I don’t want to talk about that,” said Rooney, “I’m just gutted about being sent off in the 70th minute tonight.”

HOLY SH**!!! He was sent off in the 73rd!

[Conrad]

Wayne Rooney was just on TV being asked about his dad’s alleged involvement in a betting scam. “I don’t want to talk about that,” said Rooney, “I’m just gutted about being sent off in the 70th minute tonight.”

EG,

Sorry to be a bit of a forum Nazi and lecture you on forum etiquette, but this is the jokes thread, it is reserved for posting jokes. I am actually quite bitter about this, as if you had posted it into the tips thread I might have been able to afford a few more drinks this weekend.

[ETA]

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"


The man replied, "That would be my wife."

[oldboots]

Somewhere, deep in a bunker beneath St Albans...

[Conrad]

Brilliant oldboots, I will delurk and embed it in my post (if only for the preview image):

There are some great Downfall subs, have to admit to sniggering all through that one though.

[ROBCamra]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMHhy-mGndI

George & Zippy do Top Gear. A cracking send up done apparantly for Clarksons birthday.

I don't think this has been posted on here before although some will no doubt have seen it.

Brilliant & very funny.

[Strongers]

Somewhere, deep in a bunker beneath St Albans...

Classic... And its all true!!!

[ROBCamra]

Overheard in The Baum on Saturday night.

3 couples were chatting and drinking together when one of the guys went off to the bar and brought back 6 black sambucca's.

"What's this in aid of ?" said one of the other guys.

"It's our anniversary, so we thought we'd buy you all a black sambucca" said the first guy.

"Oh, thats' great, how long is it?" said guy No. 1.

"4 years and 2 months" came the reply with a big grin.

I guess they just wanted a sambucca, but it made me laugh.