Slow news day in Southport: Woman in hysterics after Wetherspoon food order arrives at table.
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
-W.C.Fields
On leaving the bar, I felt a strong blow to the back of my head. Turning round, I discovered it was the pavement
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