Spell Checking

[hopwas]

Saturday's match, we were torrid they deserved to win.

It was one of those matches you end up just wanting to stuff them though. I can live with losing if the opposition put on a good show and you feel like you did your best, but Shef U had 2 players booked by 60 mins for time wasting, I hate watching teams who only turn up to waste time.

Ah dont worry.. your team Bristol Rovers won last night.. Bet you are feeling bit much better

[Conrad]

I sadly have a reputation for spilling good and properly, Dave has become a master at the duck and cover ritual whenever it is my round, or indeed anytime I try and sit at a pub table.

[Conrad]

Ah dont worry.. your team Bristol Rovers won last night.. Bet you are feeling bit much better

I figured they might have done, I thought I just about heard them cheer whilst sitting on my throne last night.

[oldboots]

Are you suggesting we can't spill proprly?

Eye halve a spell chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lea marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin not sea

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it too say
Weather eye am wrong oar wright
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can putt the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye halve run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased too no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew!

[Conrad]

That reminds me of this classic:
A PLAN FOR THE IMPROVEMENT OF ENGLISH SPELLING
by Mark Twain

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet.

The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.

Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.

Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

[nogoodboyo]

That reminds me of this classic:
A PLAN FOR THE IMPROVEMENT OF ENGLISH SPELLING
by Mark Twain

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet.

The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.

Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.

Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

There is no "x" in the Welsh Language, which makes things very difficult on St. Valentine's Day

[hopwas]

There is no "x" in the Welsh Language, which makes things very difficult on St. Valentine's Day

What about WreXham?

I know it is not language but never knew about 'x' not included in Welsh language!

[Oggwyn Trench]

What about WreXham?

I know it is not language but never knew about 'x' not included in Welsh language!

Over here in the Marches just over the border its spelt Rectum , see no X

[hopwas]

Over here in the Marches just over the border its spelt Rectum , see no X

Shall I redirect your comment to Wrexham FC football forum?

[Eddie86]

There is no "x" in the Welsh Language, which makes things very difficult on St. Valentine's Day

I've survived without it on Valentines before