Just for Conrad..
Coleshill's Revenge 5% Porter (strong enough for Coleshill's residents sorrowing their despair their town listed being as 'Village')
We'll certainly be having one called Kilvert's Gold, as I'm already brewing it (down there tonight for a brew day tomorrow actually)
I like a few of these, I think naming a few after you lot isn't a bad idea, although I'm not sure Oldboots will sell well (if it tastes like them, anyway!)
I'm quite enjoying this
Sticking with the vicar theme
Pastors Porter
Communion ale
Kliverts Kerygma ( an early version of Gospel Preaching)
Yes i do get bored driving my van
"Fire and Brimstone" as good as a dose of old style phisyque.
"Purgatory Ale" an Australian style lager
" Hellfire Ale " aloe vera toilet paper essential
"Sermonite" a drink that lasts for ever but you wish it didn't
"Vicars Mrs" thin, bitter and not much chance of getting any.
" Vicars Tipple" even less chance of getting any.
"Surplice ale" bought off the back of a brewery dray, no questions asked.
" Cassock " nasty cough you have there.
What did you expect?
A bitter old ale, fuller bodied than some but not a stout. Faint aroma of decay, pale with a loose gingery coloured head that shows all signs of receeding fast, some may say it has a poor taste but improves with familiarity. Mostly available in Yorkshire and Northern England it is occasionally available in the south, London, and even Wales. It will soon be a guest in the Dudley area.
Since everyone else has here are a few bad puns,
Pew what a sorcher
Aisle drink to that
Verger on the Ridiculous
Altar Ego
The Rite stuff
Stained Glass (REALLY dark stout)
and if you ever thought of reviving the old "Boys Bitters" this tickled my purile imagination,
Choirboys Delight
attended our work sections xmas lunch today .. drive yourself there doo .. no coach with driver dressed as Santa for us .. it was at the Hare and Hounds .. Leven e.yorks .. nice old pub with separated rooms .. the only hand-pulled was Tetleys cask which due to the driving thing I had plenty of time to savour my one pint sample .. well kept fresh tasting ale it was too .. the lunch was sumptious and would be best eaten after drinking as not much room otherways round .. anyway it a venue well worthy of a good evenings suppage .. especially if you live in Leven or have access to a coach driven by Santa .. am home now enjoying beer of the year ( probably ) Owd Roger ..