I nominate Stella's stupid goblet.

<rant> It is perfectly designed to channel the condensation down the stem which then collects on the foot in sizeable volumes, trapped by surface tension and the mould marks. You of course don't notice, too busy fiddling with your phone or earwigging the next table or slagging the pub off for not having proper beer so you're stuck with Wifebeater. Then you take a swig and all that condensation ends up down your shirt or in your lap, making it look like you're so pissed you've both missed your mouth and wet yourself. And that was your first drink all day. </rant>

I'm sure they do it on purpose.