As a confirmed ailurophile it's obvious to me that cats are more intelligent than dogs. Conrad's evidence merely supports my prejudice! But as this is a pubsite, I thought I'd see how they played in that setting - site search for 'cat' revealed 78 pussy pubs. But >250 canine counterparts. However, the doggy names were much more uninspired...count the 'Dog and Gun' entries if you're finding sleep difficult.