Things are already getting bad, the quiet back bar of the William IV was taken over for a Xmas party last night meaning I had to endure the vile big screen and footbore in the main bar. The Xmas party was downright weird, they seemed to regularily stand up from their tables and start clapping, it was a bit like the final episode of The Prisoner (younger readers and some older ones won't have a clue what I'm on about!).
To make matters worse the hated big screen was moved aside so that a congenital idiot aka a "DJ" could start irritating me. This clown, not content with just playing rubbish records decided that he thought he could sing and proceded to commit Karaoke murders on Elton John's "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" and Snow Patrol's "Run", which to me is one of the finest songs of this century.
I had an extra pint of Big Mofo Stout hoping it would make it all go away but it didn't, so I left and went home to watch the final of I'm a Celebrity!!!
I also noticed a Pavement Pizza at Walthamstow Bus Station, so do I win the prize???