I was in the process of adding a pack of London Pride by Paint Shop Pro to the picture Paris kindly provided in another thread and this little pearl of wisdom came to mind..
You've probably all heard it before but I thought I'd share it and start a new thread if anyone would like to contribute any others.
The way to a Womans Heart
Take her out to nice restaurants and be interested in her day
Remember aniversaries with flowers and a card,
Miss the football and cook her nice meals when she is sad.
Always spot when she has had her hair done.
Agree to stay in and cuddle up on the settee when she is mopey.
Remember her birthday and make breakfast on that day.
Buy her chocolates for no reason
Agree to go shopping with her on a saturday.
The way to a Mans Heart
Turn up naked with beer.