Translation time
1/ I reckon it’s true love don’t you. And he’s got Smiles laid on for the reception.
2/ I haven’t seen you for a long time, do you still live around here?
Yes, up around Colston Hall. Suddenly I feel like a pint of Smiles.
3/ My son was arrested last night for assaulting his secretary on her typing desk.
The country has gone stark raving hasn’t it. Just as well you can depend on Smiles.
Any errors are caused my translating my northern accent into Bristle.
A pub is for life not just for Christmas
You could well be right Conrad having looked at it again.
I foolishly took the word of another Bristolian who was managing the Smiles Brewery Tap at the time.
He took pity on us after we had struggled with the last one for about an hour. Or maybe he was taking the pee, who knows.
It still amuses me though.
A pub is for life not just for Christmas
'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.
Seein as 'ow yer so interested, here's th'answers.
Emmets is ants, polly diswashers are pied wagtails and stins were Austin cars..........
Pubs are a hobby, real ale is a passion. Oh, and like me dogs, fear no evil..........