unfortunately I don't own any modern hand-held technology as my old 2001 mobile phone refuses to die. I'm impressed some peeps are already on their way!

Anyway, I've just realised that I haven't got a sodding clue where I'm going when I get to Brum and my printer's just died, so am trying to hand sketch a map. Should be fun. I'm sure the locals will help me if I get lost?!?

Anyways, I am wearing my red Reading Beer Fest t-shit (CLICHE!) but it's highly likely it'll be hidden under a warm jumper and raincoat