Now there is an idea, have a skip on the map and just bung bad pub in there. If skip was scaled correctly a viewer would see the pointer and thus be warned to read review & avoid or maybe try it and see if it was really that bad
I know I am often tempted to try the Mother Shipton in Pompey
http://www.pubsgalore.co.uk/pubs/13591/
I think it even featured on a TV "Britain's hardest pubs" programme
I will go in daylight hours just in case