Not sure you're on the right thread, Aqualung my friend. This looks like it belongs in the FAIL version. I love this: "Everybody will be getting together to connect with all nationalities of the world." He's applying for a lease from Punch Taverns, and the objective is to replace the United Nations?
"Focusing on the future of 2018 will be fast approaching and this is the pubs busiest trade year because of the world cup. This is the time to connect with the locals and families to show them the excellent service with professional standards we can offer." The World Cup in Russia will "make a great profitable business to save a great part of history of the heart of Paddington in London." So all that bribery and corruption within FIFA will have been worthwhile after all. With grateful thanks to Punch Taverns and good old "Mr Hudson".