Self Promotion - Success

[sheffield hatter]

I don't normally participate in this thread but this one caught my eye. The effusive Mr Hudson has already scored it as 10 and seems to have undying faith in Punch Taverns.
Hold on a minute, aren't they trying to flog off their entire estate to the appalling Heineken UK and do a runner with the money? Never mind, John Smith's Smooth Crap is manufactured at one of their chemical plants so he can continue to flog it to anyone who comes in to watch one of the TV screens.

Not sure you're on the right thread, Aqualung my friend. This looks like it belongs in the FAIL version. I love this: "Everybody will be getting together to connect with all nationalities of the world." He's applying for a lease from Punch Taverns, and the objective is to replace the United Nations?

"Focusing on the future of 2018 will be fast approaching and this is the pubs busiest trade year because of the world cup. This is the time to connect with the locals and families to show them the excellent service with professional standards we can offer." The World Cup in Russia will "make a great profitable business to save a great part of history of the heart of Paddington in London." So all that bribery and corruption within FIFA will have been worthwhile after all. With grateful thanks to Punch Taverns and good old "Mr Hudson".

[NickDavies]

A nice 10 pointer...


The Old Bakery

[ETA]

A nice 10 pointer...


The Old Bakery

Shame about the spelling mistake - does that reduce it to a 9?

[sheffield hatter]

A nice 10 pointer...


The Old Bakery

They're friendly to both the insides and the outsides of dogs?

[NickDavies]

Its WHAT?UB entry was updated today too. Do I detect some insider trading?

[NickDavies]

Win double

The Chequers Inn

Been past it loads of time but never fancied it. Will have to call in now to do a proper review I suppose.

[Tris39]

The Daniel Gooch

Great promotion from the publican. We are expecting great things, considering that after nearly 27 months the pub has yet to reopen!

[Mobyduck]

The Escapoligist

Not the kind of place I'm likely to end up in, but well done to the above for being upfront and not leaving an inflated score.

[Tris39]

The Daniel Gooch

Great promotion from the publican. We are expecting great things, considering that after nearly 27 months the pub has yet to reopen!

...and was converted to residential use a few months ago.

[london calling]

The Escapoligist

Not the kind of place I'm likely to end up in, but well done to the above for being upfront and not leaving an inflated score.

Yeah nothing wrong with promoting a bar that's on here as long as is not a 10.