Just so we can all get to know each other a little better I thought I would start a sports thread that doesn't involve picking squads or teams for competition.

I'll start it off.

My football team is Brentford as most of you know (I was born there)

I like watching England play rugby in the six nations and watching them show some German attitude in the World Cup, but I don't follow a club team. I went to Richmond upon Thames college which is in Twickenham so I suppose I should pick Harlequins. The one game I have seen was Gloucester v Northampton in some cup final at Twickenham, can't remember who won!

Cricket, Don't care - MCC I suppose as it's closest.

Favourite sporting masters:

Tennis -Andy Roddick, nob head come good

Darts - Steve Beaton (He's not adonis, he's the donis - a gem from Sid Waddel)

Snooker - Rocket Ronnie, even though he's a Whining self pitying bore he's still one of the most exciting players that ever lived.

Football - Denis Bergkamp

F1 - Damon Hill as the year he won was the only year I watched every race (I'm not claiming that he was the best driver ever, that would just be silly)

Golf - Craig Stadler - The Walrus

Horse - See More Business gave me a large three figure win in the King George VI at Kempton in 97, great day out.