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I've been thinking a lot about beer styles as I pound the local streets two or three times a day. Dodging dogs as much as possible.IPA is incredibly popular. But what is IPA. After much thought, I think I've cracked. It might be a bit too prescriptive so I may have to loosen it up a little.

OG 1001-1200º piss weak to falling over
FG 990-1199º watered-down water to tar
ABV 0%-25% waste of time to where's the toilet?
apparent attenuation 0.1%-99.9% empty nest to fully tanked
acidity 3 pH and up battery acid and up
IBU 0 - 350 nothing to tongue-scorching
additional ingredients any grain, malted or unmalted
fruit
vegetable
plant
animal
mineral
root
spice
herb
coffee
tea
chocolate
cocoa
nut
seed
lactose
lactic acid
vanilla
What do you think? Too tight?



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