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Originally Posted by
Alesonly
Ive Just seen this posted on a good Bike site I use and thought some here would appreciate it.
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THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
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9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
10: Let's get on the train and skip the Boadicea
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You're bum really looks big in that darlin'.
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I'm perfectly capable of riding this bicycle safely on the dual carriageway, thank you, so run along now Constable and let me get home in my own good time.
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I've always fancied your sister sweetheart.
WE ARE THE BREADMEN - UP THE BEES
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You've just spilt my drink
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That Emile Heskey's a good player.
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Former Pubs Galore Coder
Originally Posted by
Pubsignman
Pint of Stella please.
Isn't that one that there is more of a risk of saying once drunk?
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Having a life long stammer, which I can usually control pretty well, getting drunk means all my safeguards are lost in the alcoholic puddle which my brain becomes. I must have a subconscious cut out because I go very quiet. As soon as my trip up words and sounds become noticeable to me its time for me to go home. I still speak rubbish but most of it is when I am reasonably sober.
Do not try saying " Your Mothers a good looking woman" to your better half. She may not realise you are as drunk as you really are.
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