Things not too say when Drunk

[Alesonly]

Ive Just seen this posted on a good Bike site I use and thought some here would appreciate it.



THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning

[NickDavies]

Ive Just seen this posted on a good Bike site I use and thought some here would appreciate it.
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THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
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9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning

10: Let's get on the train and skip the Boadicea

[RogerB]

You're bum really looks big in that darlin'.

[ETA]

I'm perfectly capable of riding this bicycle safely on the dual carriageway, thank you, so run along now Constable and let me get home in my own good time.

[Strongers]

I've always fancied your sister sweetheart.

[Farway]

You've just spilt my drink