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    Ive Just seen this posted on a good Bike site I use and thought some here would appreciate it.



    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alesonly View Post
    Ive Just seen this posted on a good Bike site I use and thought some here would appreciate it.
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    THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
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    9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
    10: Let's get on the train and skip the Boadicea

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    You're bum really looks big in that darlin'.

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    I'm perfectly capable of riding this bicycle safely on the dual carriageway, thank you, so run along now Constable and let me get home in my own good time.

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    I've always fancied your sister sweetheart.
    WE ARE THE BREADMEN - UP THE BEES

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    You've just spilt my drink

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    That Emile Heskey's a good player.

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    Pint of Stella please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pubsignman View Post
    Pint of Stella please.
    Isn't that one that there is more of a risk of saying once drunk?

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    Having a life long stammer, which I can usually control pretty well, getting drunk means all my safeguards are lost in the alcoholic puddle which my brain becomes. I must have a subconscious cut out because I go very quiet. As soon as my trip up words and sounds become noticeable to me its time for me to go home. I still speak rubbish but most of it is when I am reasonably sober.

    Do not try saying " Your Mothers a good looking woman" to your better half. She may not realise you are as drunk as you really are.

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