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Today’s retiredmartin cover star, who hasn’t quite mastered the bemused look, is Mrs RM, modelling my Real Women Drink Gallons theme in the Vault in Ellesmere. She nicked my photo and converted it to her Facebook header within minutes, attracting a record 27.5 likes.* Failure to like Facebook posts is a criminal offence in Waterbeach.… Continue reading ELLESMERE LIKES

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