What makes a 'great' pub?

[Evil Gazebo]

Well if you're anything like your profile photo, who could blame them?

I think it's against the law these days to discriminate against Sontarans.

[General Staal]

I think it's against the law these days to discriminate against Sontarans.

I hope, as you have recognised my species, that you are not of the Rutan. If you are, I will have to eliminate you.

[Conrad]

I hope, as you have recognised my species, that you are not of the Rutan. If you are, I will have to eliminate you.

Now, now, you two. You are on 21st century Earth at the moment, I insist you abide by the Shadow Proclamation.

Furtively looking round for the Dead Ringers mic's.

[General Staal]

[QUOTE=Conrad;17062]Now, now, you two. You are on 21st century Earth at the moment, I insist you abide by the Shadow Proclamation.QUOTE]

I apologise profoundly. I thought I had wandered onto the forums of Outpost Gallifrey!

[Conrad]

I apologise profoundly. I thought I had wandered onto the forums of Outpost Gallifrey!

A truly scary place, the wife goes there and occasionally regales me with stories, I don't have the nerve.

[arwkrite]

Sorry...I think I have wandered onto the wrong planet. I was looking for Pubsgalore.

[General Staal]

Sorry...I think I have wandered onto the wrong planet. I was looking for Pubsgalore.

Nope, this site is a cover for an alliance of scary aliens to take control of the Planet Earth through manipulation of one of its inhabitants' favourite beverages - beer!

[arwkrite]

Thats great. I can shed this latex humanoid suit and stretch my eight legs.

[General Staal]

Thats great. I can shed this latex humanoid suit and stretch my eight legs.

Excellent! But you will need your disguise to continue with your research into human drinking habits. And don't forget to carry on sampling the ale. It is essential to fully understand drinking patterns...erm...I'll just get my coat!

[Evil Gazebo]

I for one welcome our new alien overlords.