Acceptable wallpaper:

BBC Four’s music archive
Come Dine With Me
Generic American sitcoms
Gordon Ramsay losing his mind in awful restaurants
Heir Hunters (not seen it for ages)
Homes Under The Hammer
Jeremy Vine (was better with Matthew Wright though)
Judge Judy/Rinder
Michael Portillo’s railways
The World At War
Top Gear
Weakest Link
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire


Zzz...:

Countdown
DIY/home refurb programmes
Escape To The Country
Masterchef
Pointless
The Chase
Time Team
Watchdog/Rogue Traders


Get it off my screen at once!!!:

Any David Dickinson vehicle
Friends
Jeremy Kyle
Loose Women
This Morning
Tipping Point