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    Default Stay alert!!!

    ...(whatever that means?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tris39 View Post
    ...(whatever that means?)
    The Country needs lerts.
    There are many diseases,
    that strike people's kneeses,
    Covid19! is one by name
    It comes from the East
    Packed in bladders of yeast
    So the Chinese must take half the blame.

    Apologies to Spike Milligan

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    I'm pretty sure that Boris just said "No foreign holidays for you lot this year"

    14 days quarantine when you get back.

    If we were going to quarantine people it should have been a couple of months ago.

    He may have said "No foreign holidays for you lot ever again" as there's not likely to be many, if any travel companies left next year are there?
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    Just to repeat what Cooking Lager said earlier on Twitter and as modified by Boris tonight, you now have two days to grass up your scumbag neighbours, go on the Polis are just waiting for that call.
    There are many diseases,
    that strike people's kneeses,
    Covid19! is one by name
    It comes from the East
    Packed in bladders of yeast
    So the Chinese must take half the blame.

    Apologies to Spike Milligan

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    Latest word is that quarantine won't apply to travel from France ("at least for now"), so a possible escape there. And heaven knows what rules might apply if to travel to/via Ireland.
    On leaving the bar, I felt a strong blow to the back of my head. Turning round, I discovered it was the pavement

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pangolin View Post
    And heaven knows what rules might apply if to travel to/via Ireland.
    The common travel area to Ireland is excluded.

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    I can't tell you how alert I am.

    Whilst out yesterday evening, for my daily four-hour walk, I looked left and right not once, not twice but three times before crossing the road and every 200 yards, I'd spin round to check no-one is following me!

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    Looks like 7 more weeks minimum before the pubs open.What a drag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rpadam View Post
    The common travel area to Ireland is excluded.
    You can't go through Northern Ireland however!
    On leaving the bar, I felt a strong blow to the back of my head. Turning round, I discovered it was the pavement

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    Quote Originally Posted by london calling View Post
    Looks like 7 more weeks minimum before the pubs open.What a drag.
    By which time I'll be so alert as to be like a coiled spring, ready to explode.

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