Many years ago (1983 apparently), her ladyship persuaded me to take her to the cinema to see Breathless, as it starred Richard Gere. It transpired to be a totally miserable film of which I can remember nothing, but the saving grace was the accompanying short was a highly amusing spoof about wine narrated by the great Willie Rushton.
On a more general note, virtually any remake of a classic film is almost guaranteed to be hopeless.
On leaving the bar, I felt a strong blow to the back of my head. Turning round, I discovered it was the pavement
Just remembered - sadly - that I saw Absolute Beginners.