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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobyduck View Post
    Must be Heinz.
    Yeah. I'm not sure that technically Red Sauce is ketchup. I think it's thickeners, saccharin, salt and vinegar without a tomato in sight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tris39 View Post
    Yeah. I'm not sure that technically Red Sauce is ketchup. I think it's thickeners, saccharin, salt and vinegar without a tomato in sight.
    Is there an M&S gourmet version? or perhaps a pretentious chef version? Hello Heston, what's that duck's blood for mate?

    I know the condescending looks of waiters in pretentious places when someone asks for the stuff, generally they put it in a twee little pot: asking for "salad cream" (mayonnaise with extra vinegar & sugar plus some E numbers) is worse - it can cause apoplexy, worth doing just for the reaction I think
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobyduck View Post
    Must be Heinz.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tris39 View Post
    Yeah. I'm not sure that technically Red Sauce is ketchup. I think it's thickeners, saccharin, salt and vinegar without a tomato in sight.

    Au contraire Blackadder: according to the label "Tomatoes (170g per 100g Tomato Ketchup)"

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    So the Chinese must take half the blame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldboots View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tris39 View Post
    Yeah. I'm not sure that technically Red Sauce is ketchup. I think it's thickeners, saccharin, salt and vinegar without a tomato in sight.
    Quote Originally Posted by oldboots View Post
    Au contraire Blackadder: according to the label "Tomatoes (170g per 100g Tomato Ketchup)"

    heinz.jpg
    I thought Tris meant that "Red Sauce" in the context of the 10 Not-so-easy-as-you-thought Questions didn't refer to Tomato Ketchup, but to something else. Something with nothing but the colour to suggest any association with tomatoes. However, maybe I am wrong - maybe he is Blackadder and quite possibly you are wearing what you said etc.

    I could well have lost the plot. Where's me beer got to? Ah, there it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheffield hatter View Post
    I thought Tris meant that "Red Sauce" in the context of the 10 Not-so-easy-as-you-thought Questions didn't refer to Tomato Ketchup, but to something else. Something with nothing but the colour to suggest any association with tomatoes. However, maybe I am wrong - maybe he is Blackadder and quite possibly you are wearing what you said etc.

    I could well have lost the plot. Where's me beer got to? Ah, there it is.
    I think post #21 explains all given the quote contained therein, and furthermore I suspect you are actually Lady Whiteadder in disguise !

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    1 - Stones
    2 - Coffee (am) Tea (pm) - does anybody else do this?
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    5 - McDonalds, since KFC ruined their fries
    6 - Star Trek
    7 - Schwarzenegger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pangolin View Post
    2 - Coffee (am) Tea (pm) - does anybody else do this?
    I do the reverse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pangolin View Post
    2 - Coffee (am) Tea (pm) - does anybody else do this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mobyduck View Post
    I do the reverse.
    Sort of, 2 pints of tea for breakfast, coffee 11 and lunchtime, tea in the afternoon, then beer.
    There are many diseases,
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    Covid19! is one by name
    It comes from the East
    Packed in bladders of yeast
    So the Chinese must take half the blame.

    Apologies to Spike Milligan

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldboots View Post
    Sort of, 2 pints of tea for breakfast, coffee 11 and lunchtime, tea in the afternoon, then beer.
    Hmm, not a sequence I've noticed on PG days out ob...?

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