Random news of the day

[trainman]

I remember reading a couple of years ago about a man that had an inch long sprout of a fir tree growing in his lung and the surgeon removed most of it before they figured out what it was.

After that operation, he must've felt like it was Christmas!

[RogerB]

I can see this branching off into a sucession of poor tree jokes.

[Strongers]

I can see this branching off into a sucession of poor tree jokes.

Shoot!

[arwkrite]

Conrad should get to the root of this or at least do a bit of pruning.

[Evil Gazebo]

Sent this on to the wife and she kindly countered with this lovely story.

[Conrad]

I probably should have posted it myself but yep, it has gone a bit mad that one, new on the hoax.

[Conrad]

And more drinking makes you brainy news.

So I think it is time to call time and relocate to winesgalore, actually in my case whinesgalore may be more appropriate.

[arwkrite]

I was always suspicious of Norwegian Cognitive Functions eversince one tried them out on my Mrs who toldme not to worry. After drinking too much wine that Norwegian's C Fs did not rise to the occassion, or so she said.
But I will agree that drink makes you very clever and attractive to women......well it does in my case.

[hondo]

a red England shirt & a bullfight what could possibly go wrong

[arwkrite]

Found this link on another forum. It may interest some members especially those in Kent. It could have been written for "Dads Army" who I remember doing something very similar.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-70-years.html