Quote Originally Posted by Aqualung View Post
I always assumed it was a joke when Southerners started banging on about how "they still paint their faces blue up North". It seems I was mistaken judging by this and what's more they are such savages they don't even wear clothes. I can assure you that you would never see such scenes of utter depravity and filth in Royal Tunbridge Wells or Haslemere.
I was in Tunbridge Wells earlier on today and there was certainly none of this blue malarkey going on there!