Quote Originally Posted by aleandhearty View Post
Jesus, what a toilet. It's like something from Rab C. Nesbitt, on steroids! Definitely one for fearless Al methinks. If not, I'm sure we can cobble together a coded review between us:

'Staff are friendly and helpful'....They don't want to end up in intensive care.

'The pub regularly has a real fire'....Just a shame it's always outside and usually on the roof.

'The pub often has lock-ins'....It reminds patrons of their time inside Wormwood Scrubs and Wakefield.

'The pub has a wide selection of beers'....Unfortunately, none of them are bought on the premises. More brands of supermarket lager than you can shake a stick at.

Any more?
An exuberant and lively pub with entrepreneurial customers, the staff offer a new dimension in customer service. Very flexible opening hours.