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    Silver lining?

    Those who swig more than four bottles of wine or 15 pints of beer a week could qualify for up to £2,000 a year more than someone who is clean living

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farway View Post
    Silver lining?

    Those who swig more than four bottles of wine or 15 pints of beer a week could qualify for up to £2,000 a year more than someone who is clean living

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    Does this mean I am now going to have to keep receipts to prove my intake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farway View Post
    Silver lining?

    Those who swig more than four bottles of wine or 15 pints of beer a week could qualify for up to £2,000 a year more than someone who is clean living

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    Bloody Hell !!!! i have had about 40 pints this week and a couple of bottles of wine

    Disclaimer - i have had the week off , so not my normal intake honest !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobyduck View Post
    Does this mean I am now going to have to keep receipts to prove my intake?
    This is an incentive to drink more which i have no problem with

    Do you get in touch with your insurance company to let them know about your increased beer intake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al 10000 View Post
    This is an incentive to drink more which i have no problem with

    Do you get in touch with your insurance company to let them know about your increased beer intake
    Oh dear, I didn't tell them I drank in the first place.
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    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-2012090740315
    Not sure I could convince the boss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobyduck View Post
    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-2012090740315
    Not sure I could convince the boss.
    “I generally do less work when drunk. But perhaps I’m so incompetent that this is a good thing?”

    That's my excuse.

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    PRINCE Charles has instructed his mother that he intends to wait out his days as heir to the throne in the pub ..... Well, mother, think on this – I’m the one already pissed on Old Speckled Hen at two in the afternoon while you’re opening a municipal swimming baths in Bridgwater

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    "I don't feel the local branch can be trusted to do their jobs" oh dear
    http://www.thisisderbyshire.co.uk/Fu...ail/story.html
    seems derby is a hotbed and if other pubs improve good luck to them
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