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    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-2012072435498

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldboots View Post
    I suppose the police will return the bottles once they have sampled the contents as evidence.
    Don't You just hate Pubs that say
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    Technological breakthrough in pub toilets: http://www.outsidetoilet.co.uk/231/t...ds-pub-toilet/

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    I thought there was something dodgy about him. http://www.outsidetoilet.co.uk/278/a...ted-by-police/ (Stolen from ETA's sources.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobyduck View Post
    I thought there was something dodgy about him. http://www.outsidetoilet.co.uk/278/a...ted-by-police/ (Stolen from ETA's sources.
    Is he still banned from every pub in the UK because of his beer duty escalator? Bar steward.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldboots View Post
    Is he still banned from every pub in the UK because of his beer duty escalator? Bar steward.
    I believe that in real life, he actually is a first class BAR STEWARD.
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    I would guess being banned from every pub in UK with his means would be similar me being barred from The Atheneum Club

    In other words, couldn't give a monkey's


    PS to prevent any misunderstanding, I am not barred, just follow the Groucho Marx maxim
    Last edited by Farway; 04-08-2012 at 13:33. Reason: PS
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